Maggie Fallon
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Q: What is the definition of a polar bear?
A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation
Q: What do you call a number that can't keep still?
A: A roamin' numeral.
Q: Why is a math book always unhappy?
A: Because it always has lots of problems.
A father, angry because his teenage daughter had missed her curfew, told the teenager, "I told you to be home by a quarter of twelve!" The girl responded, "But my math teacher said that ¼ of 12 is 3."